CASTING DIRECTOR: Wow, what an interesting and professional looking actor!
CASTING AGENT: Not to mention handsome!
CASTING DIRECTOR: It's obvious just by looking at him that he's extremely talented and worthy of casting in many of my professional productions!
CASTING AGENT: Not if I get to him first!
CASTING DIRECTOR: HA HA HA...Over my dead body.
CASTING AGENT: That can be arranged.
ALAN GABAY: Hey guys, guys, you don't need to worry about my availability and potentially kill one another over it! As the exceedingly professional actor that I have plenty of time to give to both of you!
...GIVE YOU ANY IDEAS?